Sasquatch Sightings in Europe

A rash (mange) of Bigfoot sightings and incidents have been reported in Europe over the past few years. We have no idea why this is happening.

We are attempting to get a team of researchers over to Europe from the USA to investigate this phenomenon in more depth, including ancillary research into the local brews, of which these Sasquatch seem to have an attraction and will engage in theft to obtain them. Alas, we've not attracted enough scientific grant money to fly in the manner for we are accustomed - - in the front section of the airplane with plenty of champagne and filet mignon. But we're working on it!

The reported sightings of Sasquatches in Europe are impressive.... we see a pattern here. The pattern becomes evident after 4 scotch and waters...

Bigfoot Sightings in Europe:

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2015/07/berlin-bigfoot-sightings-brings.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2012/11/bigfoot-sighting-in-germany-hamburg.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2010/11/bigfoot-horror-in-holland-belgians.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2010/12/paris-panics-as-bigfoot-trashes-train.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2011/05/switzerland-in-shock-as-bigfoot-bothers.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2011/05/spanish-sasquatch-sighting.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2010/02/royal-mess-on-train-for-queen-and.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/bilbao-bigfoot-binges-on-modern-art-at.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/10/british-bigfoot-strikes-again.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2013/09/bigfoot-scare-at-little-mermaid-statue.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2013/08/vikings-encountered-bigfoot-in-ancient.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/sasquatch-in-spain.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/bilbao-bigfoot-attacked-by-giant.html

The YETI not SETI Institute will continue to rigorously monitor for any credible Sasquatch sightings emanating from Europe.

Bigfoot is an Investment Opportunity

Big news! Serious people are seeking serious Sasquatch Stash!

The YETI not SETI Institute applauds the efforts of Mr. Carmine Biscardi and his business partners in offering an innovative stock IPO for his company Bigfoot Project Investments (BPI).

We at the Institute are highly miffed, however, that we were not invited to participate on the ground floor of this elegant Sasquatch financial project.

Potential investors can view the NASDAQ BPI overview here:
http://www.nasdaq.com/markets/ipos/company/bigfoot-project-investments-inc-900095-71841

According to reliable news sources who never call us (the fools), Bigfoot Project Investments hopes to raise as much as $3 million by selling stock in BFI. The investment funds will be used to produce movies, sell DVDs, and fund expeditions dedicated to finding authentic evidence of Sasquatch, including capturing a live specimen.

Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the YETI not SETI Institute, was disturbed. "I am disturbed. Thanks to that pesky court order I must honor or risk going back to the BIG HOUSE, our fund raising options are rather limited. Thanks to the SEC our historic source of funding, widows and orphans, is now off-limits, gosh-darn-it."

"We desperately need new  investment funds to produce low-resolution grainy old movies, sell patchy lo-def DVDs, and fund our excellent luxury adventures and expeditions dedicated to finding authentic evidence of Sasquatch, including capturing a live rubberized specimen.We applaud financial pioneers like BPI in their efforts to use the joys of crypto-capitalism to fund important research into Bigfootology".

Erk Holohead, chief investment officer for the YETI not SETI Institute, hinted that the Institute is looking at alternative offshore investment options which will comply with that unfortunate USA domiciled court order, and yet still meet the pressing need to fund the extremely valuable ancient hominids work the organization is engaged in. "We're talking to the Russian Oligarchs about investing in our organization. We know that Yetis are swarming all over Siberia, and some are even in positions of influence inside the Kremlin! We just need more funding to continue this important work. So while we can't fleece widows and orphans (for now), the Oligarchs are fair game. The Greeks and Cypriots have already figured this game out... we want some of the action too!"