Bigfoot is an Investment Opportunity

Big news! Serious people are seeking serious Sasquatch Stash!

The YETI not SETI Institute applauds the efforts of Mr. Carmine Biscardi and his business partners in offering an innovative stock IPO for his company Bigfoot Project Investments (BPI).

We at the Institute are highly miffed, however, that we were not invited to participate on the ground floor of this elegant Sasquatch financial project.

Potential investors can view the NASDAQ BPI overview here:
http://www.nasdaq.com/markets/ipos/company/bigfoot-project-investments-inc-900095-71841

According to reliable news sources who never call us (the fools), Bigfoot Project Investments hopes to raise as much as $3 million by selling stock in BFI. The investment funds will be used to produce movies, sell DVDs, and fund expeditions dedicated to finding authentic evidence of Sasquatch, including capturing a live specimen.

Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the YETI not SETI Institute, was disturbed. "I am disturbed. Thanks to that pesky court order I must honor or risk going back to the BIG HOUSE, our fund raising options are rather limited. Thanks to the SEC our historic source of funding, widows and orphans, is now off-limits, gosh-darn-it."

"We desperately need new  investment funds to produce low-resolution grainy old movies, sell patchy lo-def DVDs, and fund our excellent luxury adventures and expeditions dedicated to finding authentic evidence of Sasquatch, including capturing a live rubberized specimen.We applaud financial pioneers like BPI in their efforts to use the joys of crypto-capitalism to fund important research into Bigfootology".

Erk Holohead, chief investment officer for the YETI not SETI Institute, hinted that the Institute is looking at alternative offshore investment options which will comply with that unfortunate USA domiciled court order, and yet still meet the pressing need to fund the extremely valuable ancient hominids work the organization is engaged in. "We're talking to the Russian Oligarchs about investing in our organization. We know that Yetis are swarming all over Siberia, and some are even in positions of influence inside the Kremlin! We just need more funding to continue this important work. So while we can't fleece widows and orphans (for now), the Oligarchs are fair game. The Greeks and Cypriots have already figured this game out... we want some of the action too!"

YETI not SETI Institute Director released on plea-bargain and parole.

Esteemed Director of the World Famous YETI not SETI Institute Returns to Work.

After an unexplained absence, Dr. Karl Blinng, Director and Co-Founder of the YETI not SETI Institute, returned to his post today, receiving enthusiastic applause from the Institute's staff of three, and twenty-seven attentive credit-holders.

Dr. Blinng, grinning ear-to-ear, issued the following statement:

"Greetings! It is good to be back at the YETI not SETI Institute here in beautiful Yuba City!

Many of you may have wondered why I was absent from this vital source of Sasquatch research and science over the last few months. Due to some silly legal 'alleged fraud' nonsense and related tax reasons for which I am legally bound to not provide details, the IRS and I had some minor misunderstandings.

These issues have now been cleared up. During this time, I was the guest of the US Federal government and enjoyed secure and comfortable lodgings with 24/7 services. My cell-mates, er, fellow guests, also believe that Bigfoot is real. I suspect some of the other guests have substantial Sasquatch genes in their gene pool.

I want to thank my lawyer, Ricard Schiester, for the dedication and hard work he put into arranging for my release and triumphant return to the Institute. Especially after he botched up negotiations with the IRS. Ricard suddenly became very productive after my business associate and Institute board member Erk Holohed arranged a financial settlement regarding my alleged 3 years of unpaid outstanding legal fees. I told Ricard's legal assistant years ago that the check was in the mail, such impatience, good golly gosh!

During my stay with the Feds I started my memoirs, "My Strugle. (With Bigfoot)". We are confident that this exciting collection of my amazingly accurate theories on Sasquatch sightings will be a big BIG seller once we clean up the typos... even as a cheap Amazon ebook.

Except for this stupid tracking ankle bracelet on my left leg and some firm guidance on future research fund raising, we are back in business, fully dedicated to taking all measures to find definitive proof that Bigfoot exists!

Ah, we'll take all donations except from little poor old ladies, widows, and orphans."

At that point, Dr. Blinng was escorted back into the Institute by Guido and Alfonso, two representatives of a concerned creditor to the Institute.

Ancient Nordic Runes Describe BigFoot Encounter

Discovery of ancient Runic Stone in Danish Pastry Museum Reveals Early European Contact with Sasquatch?

Two interns from the prestigious YETI NOT SETI Institute, on unpaid internships in danety Denmark, have discovered an really rare Rune from around 1,000 AD which clearly establishes knowledge of the smelly North American ape-beast by Viking-era Northern Europeans... admittedly uncivilized, nasty, nordic, and dangerous, the Sasquatch encounter was made by unpleasant marauding Europeans, but Europeans never the less.

Expert translation of the Runic Stone indicates the word "Bigfoot". The meaning of the
associated ornamental lines are traditionally associated with unpleasant
people and odors during the Nordic Middle Ages.

The newly discovered Rune has sparked animated chatter amongst Crypopaleotologists across the world. Now safely displayed in an acrylic box at a Danish pastry museum after an attempt was made to pinch the priceless Rune and smuggle it out of Denmark, the Danish government has declared the Bigfoot Rune a national treasure. "It was an accident, yeah, that's it, an accident! I forgot I had it in my pocket! Yeah.", claimed the intern involved.

Another mysterious Sasquatch Rune, found in New Foundland by lost tourists in 1968,
is authentic according to members of the Newfy Screech Bigfoot Society in St. Johns.
Can this be the missing link to the missing link?

The evidence is compelling. Vikings made it to Greenland from Iceland, then to New Foundland, where they encountered unfriendly natives, no doubt motivated by the usual Viking behaviors which made them so welcome throughout Europe during the Middle Ages. In addition, Vikings encountered what can only be described as a Sasquatch... the Runes are consistent with modern day, nauseous, nasty, descriptions of Bigfoot. "This early Bigfoot encounter by European explorers in 1,000 AD may explain why people in Europe waited another 500 years before trying to go to America again." explained Dr. Narreson from Copenhagen University of Cryptotology. "I mean, if you knew there were savage Sasquatches lurking in the forests of North America, wouldn't you rather just pillage another North Sea English town again?"

Evidence of DNA Admixtures in Human and Sasquatch Populations.

Do Sasquatch and Human Share a Common Gene Pool?

Stunning scientific evidence points to the strong possibility that humans and sasquatches interbred and intermingled genetic material in ancient times, possibly as long ago as the last ice age.

Such a murky common ancestry for homo sapiens and gigantopithicus revoltus is not out of the question. It is well documented that human populations in Eurasia interbred with homo neanderthalensis (neanderthals) thousands of years ago, giving mankind such singular traits as ginger hair, enhanced resistance to disgusting toenail diseases, and the ability to laugh at crude juvenile jokes.

Human Sasquatch Hybrid:
Nature Gone Badly Wrong.

It is suspected that interbreeding with bigfoot populations in Eurasia had a similar impact on the evolution of human populations in the area. For example, excessively hairy backs are an strong indicator for sasquatch ancestors. The exceedingly rare and ambidextrously amazing capability to pick one's nose with either the left or the right hand is another clear marker of potential bigfoot DNA lurking in the gene pool.

So if your cousin, friend or neighbor reminds you of a big, fat, obnoxious sasquatch, you may have good reason to think they actually carry some bigfoot DNA.

Scientific Evidence of Bigfoot in Asia

Gigantopithicus Revoltus is lurking in Asia!

Sino Sasquatch in Beijing.

The YETI not SETI Institute has collected significant amounts of data and eyewitness accounts of Sasquatch sightings in China, Japan, and Siberia.

Irrefutable scientific data points to the existence of a Bigfoot like animal roaming the wilds of Asia, and this is just the tip of the iceberg, the fin of the whale, the peak of the mountain, the numerous other analogies we can't think of.

Consider these selective pseudo Sasquatch facts:

• Bigfoot Sighted at Great Wall of China. 
• Sasquatch Spotted at Forbidden City and Tianamen Square.
• Brazen Bigfoot attacks Japan.
• Bigfoot Raids Sacred Japanese Temple. 
• Siberian Sasquatch Spotted in Srednekolymsk.
• Wild YETI Discovered in Himalayas. 
• YETI FIGHTS GORN in DEATH BATTLE

The YETI not SETI Institute will continue to provide these important facts to the general public. All we ask is that you donate to help fund our vital research. Cash is preferred, unmarked bills please.

Bigfoot Spotted in Central Texas!

A Bigfoot sighting has occurred near Navasota, Texas.

BigFoot Attack in Navasota.

Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)

Yeti Not Seti Institute's Director considers attending Sasquatch Conference

(Yuba City) Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the The Yeti Not Seti Institute, may attend the prestigious
"Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)".

May 4 to 6, 2012

Another Bigfoot Conference

Shiloh Inn
50 Comstock St
Richland, Washington USA

Sasquatch Conference Fees:
Conference Only: $40 per person
Saturday Banquet Only: $35 per person
Entire Weekend: $70 per person
Seniors Entire Conference:  $65 per person
Sasquatches: Free Admission

Dr. Blinng, as is appropriate for such a highly respected Bigfoot authority, one who is in the upper pantheon of Bigfoot experts, is awaiting a messenger from the conference, for a formal invitation to be Keynote Speaker. The messenger should be groveling in demeanor, should avert his gaze, and never look directly at Dr. Bling. If this does not happen, Dr. Blinng will eagerly accept a free pass to the Banquet.