Shock Rover Image - - Bigfoot Living on Mars...
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| Bigfoot on Mars, captured by the now disabled Spirit NASA Rover. |
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Bigfoot Creature Found on Mars!
Yeti not SETI Institute proven right about Sasquatch once again - - firm proof that Bigfoot lives on Mars!
Shock Rover Image - - Bigfoot Living on Mars...
Shock Rover Image - - Bigfoot Living on Mars...
Friday, July 1, 2011
Scientific Evidence of Bigfoots on Mars.
The YETI not SETI Institute is a renowned, infamous and self-promoting organization, proudly dedicated to Sasquatch scientific truth and financial reward.
We are working with senior janitors deep inside NASA (using bribery or blackmail, we forget which) to investigate rumors that a Sasquatch has been spotted on the planet Mars by the Spirit Rover.
The Spirit Rover mysteriously stopped moving and ceased operations, while Opportunity Rover is still going strong. What happened to the Spirit Rover? Whispers of foul-play permeate the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.
We are convinced that the Spirit Rover was attacked by an evil alien Martian Bigfoot. We have self-convincing evidence that there are Bigfoots on Mars. We will unleash this amazing news upon the world once CNN coughs up the advance payment for exclusive rights they promised us.
An evil alien Martian spider attacked a Bigfoot in Bilbao, Spain in a famous incident several years ago. It could happen again!
In the meantime, to get everyone worked up, please look at this amazing video, showing an actual Martian Bigfoot on Mars.
There are many things the government does not want you to know. This is one of them.
Bigfoot on Mars Video
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| Bigfoot spotted on Mars by Rover! |
We are working with senior janitors deep inside NASA (using bribery or blackmail, we forget which) to investigate rumors that a Sasquatch has been spotted on the planet Mars by the Spirit Rover.
The Spirit Rover mysteriously stopped moving and ceased operations, while Opportunity Rover is still going strong. What happened to the Spirit Rover? Whispers of foul-play permeate the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.
We are convinced that the Spirit Rover was attacked by an evil alien Martian Bigfoot. We have self-convincing evidence that there are Bigfoots on Mars. We will unleash this amazing news upon the world once CNN coughs up the advance payment for exclusive rights they promised us.
An evil alien Martian spider attacked a Bigfoot in Bilbao, Spain in a famous incident several years ago. It could happen again!
In the meantime, to get everyone worked up, please look at this amazing video, showing an actual Martian Bigfoot on Mars.
There are many things the government does not want you to know. This is one of them.
Bigfoot on Mars Video
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Coverup Conspiracy: Sasquatch Attacks Documentary!
Cunningly disguised as junk food commercials so as not to panic the public, the Yeti not Seti Institute knows what is really going on. In a woolly mammoth conspiracy of gigantic proportions, the federal government and the American junk-food industry are COVERING-UP a series of amazing Bigfoot encounters by functional idiots.
Watch and LEARN:
Alleged Messin' With Sasquatch "Commercials" Combined
Watch and LEARN:
Alleged Messin' With Sasquatch "Commercials" Combined
Sunday, July 11, 2010
BigFoot Hormones a Problem in Professional Sports.
The YETI not SETI Institute works with professional sports organizations across the world to help investigate, detect and stop the illegal usage of BigFoot hormones in major sporting events. To be fair, we also accept monetary gifts and fund transfers (no Euros please) to certain large offshore bank accounts to stop such investigations. We're here to help!
These following sports did not pay us enough protection money, er, consulting fees regarding BigFoot hormone investigations, and so we are happy to go public with these scandals.
Professional Sports permeated with illegal doping using BigFoot hormones include:
Professional Sports permeated with illegal doping using BigFoot hormones include:
International Football (Soccer to you Americans):
Major League Baseball (Rounders to you Brits):
Texas Baseball Expert Claims Johnny Damon is a BigFoot
Did Manny Ramirez use BigFoot Hormones?
Tour de France:
Did Manny Ramirez use BigFoot Hormones?
Tour de France:
Sunday, March 21, 2010
About The YETI not SETI Institute:
This amazing website is under utter deconstruction and will be updated with amazing news and facts about BigFoot once we finally get some.
If you are desperately bored learn more about the YETI not SETI Institute's Board of Directors! It's fun and something you can scare your kids with if they don't behave:
Yeti Not Seti Institute:
The current board is the result of a successful coups, counter-coups, activist investors, bribes, and nasty power struggles. The Bored of Directors tends to unite when outsiders, such as the IRS, come calling. Current directors combined credit cards to fund a hostile take-over and kicked out the previous board, which had unreasonably demanded inappropriate attention on 'ROI', 'value for money' and 'good governance'. With the new board in place, the Institute has returned to its core mission, self-enrichment of the board members using Sasquatch as our meal ticket.
This noble cause is confirmed by the Yeti Not Seti Mission Statement:
The YETI not SETI Bored of Directors:
Dr. Karl Blinng
The Institute's Director, Dr. Blinng, has a pseudo- scientific Ph.D. from a major offshore internet university. He has never actually seen a Bigfoot, but will spend large sums of money to acquire Sasquatch DNA samples: hair, fluids, and precious excreted waste samples. Blinng has a weird but passionate enthusiasm about Sasquatch bodily fluids. Prone to adrenal over-stimulation, his medication seems to be working much better these days. Dr. Blinng owes a significant amount in federal back-taxes, and knows 17 IRS agents on a first-name basis. He submits scientific papers to all the serious journals but no one will publish him, the fools! Blinng credits his 7th grade history teach for inspiring his interest in bigfootology, stating "he looked like a bigfoot, smelled like a bigfoot, and was about as smart as a bigfoot."
Mr. Erk Holohead
International businessman with 3.43 passports and no known permanent legal residence. Mr. Holohed hasn't paid taxes to any known government in 9 years. The SEC, IRS, HMRC and Interpol are eager to find him and have a chat about a long list of mutual issues of concern. Socializing with dodgy offshore hedge fund managers and Bigfoot hunters, he uses the Institute as a convenient tax shelter and money laundering operation. Rumored to live on a rubber dingy stationed in international waters, equipped with stealth technology, Holohed provides crucial creative propaganda support to the Institute as a result of successful blackmailing tactics by Dr. Blinng. Holohed is sure his 7th grade history teacher was a sasquatch.
Ricard Schiester, Esq.
Established C-level celebrity trial lawyer with a law degree from a "major Ivy League university" located in the Ozarks, Arkansas. Schiester is perfectly suited to questionable quasi-legal work, as he possesses few moral scruples and can squeeze money out of a rock, plantiff, defendant, or client, whichever comes first. He has fought off 14 attempts to get him debarred from legal practice in Romania and San Marino. Favorite saying: "So sue me already, ad quod damnum!". A confirmed Sasquatch believer, Schiester is convinced his 7th grade history teacher was a BigFoot.
Brucillus Hail:
Newest member of the Bored of Directors. Invested in the Institute because he was promised a non-existent time-share condo in Key West. Fool! He has no idea what he is gotten himself into. He has witnessed Sasquatch cat carnage.
Mr. Krass Fffelpps:
Missing since 2010 in a strange case involving the California wine mafia, this infamous jug-wine vinologist is a suspected winery industrial spy. Famous for his 3 week old, bathtub aged, "Le prématurée du vin nouveau à mauvaise odeur" series of box wines, he'd be wealthy by now but drinks most of his own production. Rumored to be providing vinology expertise to select Arctic Circle Siberian oligarchs. Fffelpps denies any connection with the institute, but we know better.
The YETI not SETI Institue is a non-profit organization. Which is to say it has never made a profit. Revenue comes from suckers, ah, we mean distinguished, rich, elderly, forgetful donors. The Institute invests these funds for acquiring precious pseudo Bigfoot DNA samples and sending the Institute's part-time contract employees Elmer and Joe-Bob to the ends of the Earth to retrieve them. Additional investments keep Dr. Blinng in the lifestyle to which he is accustomed, including fu-fu nightcaps (exotic mixed drinks with bamboo umbrellas), total package cable tv, and all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.
The Institute accepts donations from school children, widows, orphans, Sasquatch and BigFoot fanatics, and gullible trust and pension funds - - including CALPERS.
Bored of Director Shake-up for the YETI NOT SETI Institute.
If you are desperately bored learn more about the YETI not SETI Institute's Board of Directors! It's fun and something you can scare your kids with if they don't behave:
The current board is the result of a successful coups, counter-coups, activist investors, bribes, and nasty power struggles. The Bored of Directors tends to unite when outsiders, such as the IRS, come calling. Current directors combined credit cards to fund a hostile take-over and kicked out the previous board, which had unreasonably demanded inappropriate attention on 'ROI', 'value for money' and 'good governance'. With the new board in place, the Institute has returned to its core mission, self-enrichment of the board members using Sasquatch as our meal ticket.
This noble cause is confirmed by the Yeti Not Seti Mission Statement:
The Yeti Not Seti Institute is dedicated to spending lots of other people's money to search for ancient hairy hominids with questionable personal hygiene habits.
The YETI not SETI Bored of Directors:
Dr. Karl Blinng
The Institute's Director, Dr. Blinng, has a pseudo- scientific Ph.D. from a major offshore internet university. He has never actually seen a Bigfoot, but will spend large sums of money to acquire Sasquatch DNA samples: hair, fluids, and precious excreted waste samples. Blinng has a weird but passionate enthusiasm about Sasquatch bodily fluids. Prone to adrenal over-stimulation, his medication seems to be working much better these days. Dr. Blinng owes a significant amount in federal back-taxes, and knows 17 IRS agents on a first-name basis. He submits scientific papers to all the serious journals but no one will publish him, the fools! Blinng credits his 7th grade history teach for inspiring his interest in bigfootology, stating "he looked like a bigfoot, smelled like a bigfoot, and was about as smart as a bigfoot."
Mr. Erk Holohead
International businessman with 3.43 passports and no known permanent legal residence. Mr. Holohed hasn't paid taxes to any known government in 9 years. The SEC, IRS, HMRC and Interpol are eager to find him and have a chat about a long list of mutual issues of concern. Socializing with dodgy offshore hedge fund managers and Bigfoot hunters, he uses the Institute as a convenient tax shelter and money laundering operation. Rumored to live on a rubber dingy stationed in international waters, equipped with stealth technology, Holohed provides crucial creative propaganda support to the Institute as a result of successful blackmailing tactics by Dr. Blinng. Holohed is sure his 7th grade history teacher was a sasquatch.
Ricard Schiester, Esq.
Established C-level celebrity trial lawyer with a law degree from a "major Ivy League university" located in the Ozarks, Arkansas. Schiester is perfectly suited to questionable quasi-legal work, as he possesses few moral scruples and can squeeze money out of a rock, plantiff, defendant, or client, whichever comes first. He has fought off 14 attempts to get him debarred from legal practice in Romania and San Marino. Favorite saying: "So sue me already, ad quod damnum!". A confirmed Sasquatch believer, Schiester is convinced his 7th grade history teacher was a BigFoot.
Brucillus Hail:
Newest member of the Bored of Directors. Invested in the Institute because he was promised a non-existent time-share condo in Key West. Fool! He has no idea what he is gotten himself into. He has witnessed Sasquatch cat carnage.
Mr. Krass Fffelpps:
Missing since 2010 in a strange case involving the California wine mafia, this infamous jug-wine vinologist is a suspected winery industrial spy. Famous for his 3 week old, bathtub aged, "Le prématurée du vin nouveau à mauvaise odeur" series of box wines, he'd be wealthy by now but drinks most of his own production. Rumored to be providing vinology expertise to select Arctic Circle Siberian oligarchs. Fffelpps denies any connection with the institute, but we know better.
The YETI not SETI Institue is a non-profit organization. Which is to say it has never made a profit. Revenue comes from suckers, ah, we mean distinguished, rich, elderly, forgetful donors. The Institute invests these funds for acquiring precious pseudo Bigfoot DNA samples and sending the Institute's part-time contract employees Elmer and Joe-Bob to the ends of the Earth to retrieve them. Additional investments keep Dr. Blinng in the lifestyle to which he is accustomed, including fu-fu nightcaps (exotic mixed drinks with bamboo umbrellas), total package cable tv, and all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.
The Institute accepts donations from school children, widows, orphans, Sasquatch and BigFoot fanatics, and gullible trust and pension funds - - including CALPERS.
Bored of Director Shake-up for the YETI NOT SETI Institute.
Bigfoot: They Walk Among Us!
Your Neighbor or local CEO is a BIGFOOT?
The YETI not SETI Institute's work is not only important from a pseudo-scientific perspective, but from a vital national insecurity angle too... anything to make a buck!
Dedicated trackers at the Institute are following the actions and locations of SUSPECTED BIGFOOTS roaming the USA and the world. These dedicated volunteers are keeping known Sasaquatch suspects on their radar screens. We're not saying there is a SECRET SASQUATCH CONSPIRACY, but if saying helps sell our latest books and brings donations then we'll say it!
SUSPECTED SASQUATCH PERSONS OF INTEREST:
STEVE JOBS, CEO of Apple Computer, suspected of possessing BigFoot Liver.
Photo Evidence: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/07/30/jobs-apple-4.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/does-steve-jobs-have-bigfoot-liver.html
STEVE BALLMER, CEO of Microsoft, suspected BigFoot and Googleplex Spy.
Photo Evidence : http://www6.bibl.ulaval.ca:8080/etd2006/pages/papers/Art_Ryhno/pix/Steve_ballmer2.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/ballmer-bigfoot-raids-googleplex.html
Johnny Damon, New York Yankees, suspected BigFoot.
Photo Evidence: http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/johnny-damon.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/texas-baseball-expert-claims-yankee.html
Learn more about the YETI not SETI Institute. Make a donation. A rather large one please. Do not claim any deductions on your taxes. Please keep it off the books, cash preferred.
The YETI not SETI Institute's work is not only important from a pseudo-scientific perspective, but from a vital national insecurity angle too... anything to make a buck!
Dedicated trackers at the Institute are following the actions and locations of SUSPECTED BIGFOOTS roaming the USA and the world. These dedicated volunteers are keeping known Sasaquatch suspects on their radar screens. We're not saying there is a SECRET SASQUATCH CONSPIRACY, but if saying helps sell our latest books and brings donations then we'll say it!
SUSPECTED SASQUATCH PERSONS OF INTEREST:
STEVE JOBS, CEO of Apple Computer, suspected of possessing BigFoot Liver.
Photo Evidence: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/07/30/jobs-apple-4.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/does-steve-jobs-have-bigfoot-liver.html
STEVE BALLMER, CEO of Microsoft, suspected BigFoot and Googleplex Spy.
Photo Evidence : http://www6.bibl.ulaval.ca:8080/etd2006/pages/papers/Art_Ryhno/pix/Steve_ballmer2.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/ballmer-bigfoot-raids-googleplex.html
Johnny Damon, New York Yankees, suspected BigFoot.
Photo Evidence: http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/johnny-damon.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/texas-baseball-expert-claims-yankee.html
Learn more about the YETI not SETI Institute. Make a donation. A rather large one please. Do not claim any deductions on your taxes. Please keep it off the books, cash preferred.
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