Evidence of DNA Admixtures in Human and Sasquatch Populations.

Do Sasquatch and Human Share a Common Gene Pool?

Stunning scientific evidence points to the strong possibility that humans and sasquatches interbred and intermingled genetic material in ancient times, possibly as long ago as the last ice age.

Such a murky common ancestry for homo sapiens and gigantopithicus revoltus is not out of the question. It is well documented that human populations in Eurasia interbred with homo neanderthalensis (neanderthals) thousands of years ago, giving mankind such singular traits as ginger hair, enhanced resistance to disgusting toenail diseases, and the ability to laugh at crude juvenile jokes.

Human Sasquatch Hybrid:
Nature Gone Badly Wrong.

It is suspected that interbreeding with bigfoot populations in Eurasia had a similar impact on the evolution of human populations in the area. For example, excessively hairy backs are an strong indicator for sasquatch ancestors. The exceedingly rare and ambidextrously amazing capability to pick one's nose with either the left or the right hand is another clear marker of potential bigfoot DNA lurking in the gene pool.

So if your cousin, friend or neighbor reminds you of a big, fat, obnoxious sasquatch, you may have good reason to think they actually carry some bigfoot DNA.

Scientific Evidence of Bigfoot in Asia

Gigantopithicus Revoltus is lurking in Asia!

Sino Sasquatch in Beijing.

The YETI not SETI Institute has collected significant amounts of data and eyewitness accounts of Sasquatch sightings in China, Japan, and Siberia.

Irrefutable scientific data points to the existence of a Bigfoot like animal roaming the wilds of Asia, and this is just the tip of the iceberg, the fin of the whale, the peak of the mountain, the numerous other analogies we can't think of.

Consider these selective pseudo Sasquatch facts:

• Bigfoot Sighted at Great Wall of China. 
• Sasquatch Spotted at Forbidden City and Tianamen Square.
• Brazen Bigfoot attacks Japan.
• Bigfoot Raids Sacred Japanese Temple. 
• Siberian Sasquatch Spotted in Srednekolymsk.
• Wild YETI Discovered in Himalayas. 
• YETI FIGHTS GORN in DEATH BATTLE

The YETI not SETI Institute will continue to provide these important facts to the general public. All we ask is that you donate to help fund our vital research. Cash is preferred, unmarked bills please.

Bigfoot Spotted in Central Texas!

A Bigfoot sighting has occurred near Navasota, Texas.

BigFoot Attack in Navasota.

Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)

Yeti Not Seti Institute's Director considers attending Sasquatch Conference

(Yuba City) Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the The Yeti Not Seti Institute, may attend the prestigious
"Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)".

May 4 to 6, 2012

Another Bigfoot Conference

Shiloh Inn
50 Comstock St
Richland, Washington USA

Sasquatch Conference Fees:
Conference Only: $40 per person
Saturday Banquet Only: $35 per person
Entire Weekend: $70 per person
Seniors Entire Conference:  $65 per person
Sasquatches: Free Admission

Dr. Blinng, as is appropriate for such a highly respected Bigfoot authority, one who is in the upper pantheon of Bigfoot experts, is awaiting a messenger from the conference, for a formal invitation to be Keynote Speaker. The messenger should be groveling in demeanor, should avert his gaze, and never look directly at Dr. Bling. If this does not happen, Dr. Blinng will eagerly accept a free pass to the Banquet.