Token Woman joins the YETI NOT SETI Board!

The YETI not SETI Bored of Directors welcomes its newest member to the bored, Ms. Kikki Dumpster. After 32 rounds of voting and several cash-only transactions, the final vote in favor was 27 yeas and 15 nays. Which is strange as there are only 5 active board members.

Along with the yeas and nays there were several whinnies, which were not counted.

Despite entrenched opposition from diehard board traditionalists, eventually reason prevailed and Kikki's nomination was approved. "This is the 19th Century after all! It's about time we added a woman bored member AND give them the right to vote in local elections... if they have sufficient property and wealth status, of course." sniffed one rather ageing bored member.

"It was not incompetent DEI policies that forced our hand on this diversification of the board. No... it was NEPOTISM! Good old-fashioned nepotism... a grand old tradition for board membership. And bribes, one mustn't forget bribes." exclaimed an enthusiastic board member.

Kikki Dumpster was thrilled to be nominated and admitted to the Board. "The Institute's offices are a trashed-up man-cave lair. It needs dire sanitation treatment, trash removal, and a woman's touch pronto!"

As part of her Bored of Director duties, she will report on Sasquatch Sightings and related phoeneome... phoneemona... phenomenon where ever she stumbles into it.