Montreal Bigfoot Expedition Discovers Mysterious Historic Artifact!

Barging Bigfoot Rewrites Quebec History!? Bungling Montreal Bigfoot Hiding in Bronze!? Ou alors, on ne sait absolument pas de quoi on parle ? 

The Canadian province of Quebec is in more turmoil than usual from a spat of Sasquatch related news stories which have caused shock along with gigantic waves of gallic indifference.

Newly Discovered Painting Rewrites Frenchy History in Quebec!

A painting discovered at a random garage sale in Martinez California by Dr. Karl Blinng clearly shows a Bigfoot present in the French Army during the first battle of Quebec on the Plains of Abraham in 1759. Is this why they lost the battle, again? Major-General Louis Joseph de Saint Véran, Marquis de Montcalm, is shown dying during the battle with the "Les Rosbifs". The French Sasquatch is gathered with other dramatic and concerned army staff. The soldier closing his eyes on the left is highly either shocked by the sight of Bigfoot, or Montcalm's impending death, or nasty visions of 1763, 1812, 1871, 1940, etc. etc. etc. Vive la France!

Montreal Monkey Sculpture Modified Overnight! 

The Citizens of Montreal are in Simian Shock. Or rather Ape-Sh*t Shocked! Somehow, a mysterious third and quite hairy hominid figure was added overnight to the famous La réflexion du chimpanzé lire des éditoriaux absurdes edifice, erected in Montreal in 2021. Karl Blinng was in Montreal during the recent primate panic and alarm raised over the unexplainable statue addition. "The change in the sculpture is extremely hard to spot for layman... it takes a true world-class expert like myself to see it.", pontificated Dr. Blinng, "The bronzed addition of what appears to be a Sasquatch is verrrry mysterious. No one knows how the beast was added. However the fact that flies are attracted to it may indicate the so-called 'bronze bigfoot' is actually a real flesh-and-blood Sasquatch hiding from the police. These ape-beasts like leftover rancid poutine found in trash bins. They tip the bins all time. Hairy Hooligans!" 

YETI NOT SETI Launches Paranoia Conspiracy Project!

Risky Brain-Wave Monitoring Blockage Project!

 YETI NOT SETI Bored of Directors have launched an exciting research project to determine if Tin-foil Helmets protect humans from top secret government and space-alien brainwave monitoring spy projects. 

Learn more, just don't tell anyone:

 YETI NOT SETI Launches Conspiracy Protection Research Project!

Sasquatches are reality, not a conspiracy. Just ask us!

 

NEWS: Female Joins the YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE Board of Directors!

Token Woman joins the YETI NOT SETI Board! 

The YETI not SETI Bored of Directors welcomes its newest member to the bored, Ms. Kikki Dumpster. After 32 rounds of voting and several cash-only transactions, the final vote in favor was 27 yeas and 15 nays. Which is strange as there are only 5 active board members. 

Along with the yeas and nays there were several whinnies, which were not counted. 

Despite entrenched opposition from diehard board traditionalists, eventually reason prevailed and Kikki's nomination was approved. "This is the 19th Century after all! It's about time we added a woman bored member AND give them the right to vote in local elections... if they have sufficient property and wealth status, of course." sniffed one rather ageing bored member. 

"It was not incompetent DEI policies that forced our hand on this diversification of the board. No... it was NEPOTISM! Good old-fashioned nepotism... a grand old tradition for board membership. And bribes, one mustn't forget bribes." exclaimed an enthusiastic board member. 

Kikki Dumpster was thrilled to be nominated and admitted to the Board. "The Institute's offices are a trashed-up man-cave lair. It needs dire sanitation treatment, trash removal, and a woman's touch pronto!"

As part of her Bored of Director duties, she will report on Sasquatch Sightings and related phoeneome... phoneemona... phenomenon where ever she stumbles into it.