Institute Announces New BORED of DIRECTOR - Looney Tunes

New Bored of Director Admitted. Bribery Sufficient to Proceed.  

Divot Looney has become the 5th acting Bored of Director at the prestigious YETI NOT SETI Institute. A photo will be provided once his recent plastic surgery (to evade several enthusiastic bill collectors) is healed and a full beard is in place. 

Erk Holohead confirms that since Divot's second check to the Institute for membership didn't bounce, the vote was 4-0 to admit him. "Hey, money talks. To be honest, we all thought he was a bit, well, looney. But he seemed to get along well with the Bored and he provides free beer and pizza. He may have the skills we always need to hood-wink, er, convince large donors of our just and noble research efforts. 

Government funded crypto research funds diverted invested to boost the morale of the Institute employees are always welcome. Essentially, Dr. Blinng's wine cellar at the Institute is running low on Sparkling Wine and Extra Spicy Fritos.... he needs replenishment. All for the good of Science and Cryptozoological Research." 

Alleged Photo of Divot Looney, a true Sasquatch Believer!

To see the entire rogue's gallery of Bored of Director members, visit YETI Not SETI Institute releases doctored photographs of key Bored Board of Director Members.