NEWS: Dr. Lulu Lomax joins the Institute's Bored of Directors!

Dr. Lulu Lomax, Crypto-Zoological Bone Doc and Bigfoot Huntress, joins the Institute's Bored of Directors! Female Representation Doubles! 

Dr. Lulu Lomax had two major goals in her youth. One: To become an MD bone-surgeon with a side specialty in crypto-creature ortho-surgeries, de-licing treatments, and alien autopsies. Two: Discover a real Bigfoot in the wild. "The sight of blood never bothered me; red, green, whatever. The sight of Bigfoot blood is something I want to see! And Bigfoot bones, yes... Bigfoot bones!" She first encountered a feral bigfoot near the Brazos River in Texas in 2007. Along with Kelvin Kmess, Lulu ran into another Sasquatch beast in Panama in 2018. She also encountered a Bigfoot at a Florida Beach Resort in 2009. "The beasts looked disgusting and reminded me of a few of my teachers.", exclaimed Lomax. Her recent Sasquatch exploration in Montana, along with a healthy initiation fee in small unmarked bills, prompted her nomination to the bored of directors. The final vote for approval was 132-14, as one of the more elderly bored members objected to doubling the number of females on the board to two, and simultaneously allowing a Texas Aggie a seat on the bored. But when the objecting director nodded off and took a nap at the table, enthusiastic ballot stuffing and underhanded bribes commenced. In the end, the glittering allure of strengthened nepotism control overcame all objections.

To see the entire updated rogue's gallery of Bored Directors, please visit: YETI Not SETI Institute releases doctored photographs of key Bored Board of Director Members.

NEWS: Kelvin Kmess Joins Institute's Bored of Directors!

Kelvin Kmess, Sasquatch Videographer, Engineer and Crypto-Comic-Book Enthusiast joins the Institute Bored of Directors!

The Institute welcomes Kelvin Kmess as a Bored of Director member, and thanks Kelvin for his transferring a precious video sighting of a Sasquatch in the wilds of Montana to the Institute, while under duress. As part of the 'agreement', the Institute has agreed to pay Kelvin in Balboa Martinelli coins and in smuggled illicit Panamá coffee grounds. Kelvin has witnessed multiple encounters with Bigfoots. "Strange, but once I began associating with certain rather bizarre people, I began to see Bigfoots everywhere!". Equipped with a Master's Degree in Crypto-Steampunk Engineering from an isolated college station of some sort in Texas, Kelvin is able to tackle tough technological challenges associated with Bigfoot Hunting... like how to open a camera lense before taking amazing Bigfoot photos, or pushing the right button on an IPhone to begin recording a Sasqautch live, or knowing how to properly focus a camera... demanding skills which are sadly lacking in the international Sasquatch Hunter community! The final vote of approval was 132-14, as one antiquated bored member strenously objected to having two Texas Aggies on the Bored, two California Aggies, two females, and any members under the age of 187. A snifter of good brandy put him into a deep slumber, however, and the rest of the board fell into line under the watchful glare of Blinng and Holohead... especially when they noticed the Colt Detective Special on display by Holohead.

To see the entire updated rogue's gallery of Bored Directors, please visit: YETI Not SETI Institute releases doctored photographs of key Bored Board of Director Members.