NEWS: Kelvin Kmess Joins Institute's Bored of Directors!

Kelvin Kmess, Sasquatch Videographer, Engineer and Crypto-Comic-Book Enthusiast joins the Institute Bored of Directors!

The Institute welcomes Kelvin Kmess as a Bored of Director member, and thanks Kelvin for his transferring a precious video sighting of a Sasquatch in the wilds of Montana to the Institute, while under duress. As part of the 'agreement', the Institute has agreed to pay Kelvin in Balboa Martinelli coins and in smuggled illicit Panamá coffee grounds. Kelvin has witnessed multiple encounters with Bigfoots. "Strange, but once I began associating with certain rather bizarre people, I began to see Bigfoots everywhere!". Equipped with a Master's Degree in Crypto-Steampunk Engineering from an isolated college station of some sort in Texas, Kelvin is able to tackle tough technological challenges associated with Bigfoot Hunting... like how to open a camera lense before taking amazing Bigfoot photos, or pushing the right button on an IPhone to begin recording a Sasqautch live, or knowing how to properly focus a camera... demanding skills which are sadly lacking in the international Sasquatch Hunter community! The final vote of approval was 132-14, as one antiquated bored member strenously objected to having two Texas Aggies on the Bored, two California Aggies, two females, and any members under the age of 187. A snifter of good brandy put him into a deep slumber, however, and the rest of the board fell into line under the watchful glare of Blinng and Holohead... especially when they noticed the Colt Detective Special on display by Holohead.

To see the entire updated rogue's gallery of Bored Directors, please visit: YETI Not SETI Institute releases doctored photographs of key Bored Board of Director Members.