Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)

Yeti Not Seti Institute's Director considers attending Sasquatch Conference

(Yuba City) Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the The Yeti Not Seti Institute, may attend the prestigious
"Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)".

May 4 to 6, 2012

Another Bigfoot Conference

Shiloh Inn
50 Comstock St
Richland, Washington USA

Sasquatch Conference Fees:
Conference Only: $40 per person
Saturday Banquet Only: $35 per person
Entire Weekend: $70 per person
Seniors Entire Conference:  $65 per person
Sasquatches: Free Admission

Dr. Blinng, as is appropriate for such a highly respected Bigfoot authority, one who is in the upper pantheon of Bigfoot experts, is awaiting a messenger from the conference, for a formal invitation to be Keynote Speaker. The messenger should be groveling in demeanor, should avert his gaze, and never look directly at Dr. Bling. If this does not happen, Dr. Blinng will eagerly accept a free pass to the Banquet.

CNN misses Sasquatch Story of the Century!

At the Yeti not Seti Institute, we take the news media's handling of BigFoot news very seriously, as we get the chance to be interviewed and promote our books for personal gain. We are therefore quite disappointed that CNN had a fantastic Sasquatch story right underneath their noses and missed it!

CNN Humiliated After Missing Sasquatch Scoop of the Century!

Recent BigFoot Sightings Shock the World!

Summer 2011: Sasquatch Encounters Fast and Furious.

• Colorado: Sasquatch attack Hollywood celebrity in Vail!
• Japan: Kyoto and Tokyo panic at Bigfoot attack!
• Texas: Brazos River Sasquatch sighting disgusts nature lovers!
• Mars: NASA cover-up as Bigfoot spotted on Mars!

Bigfoot on Mars.

Bigfoot Creature Found on Mars!

Yeti not SETI Institute proven right about Sasquatch once again - - firm proof that Bigfoot lives on Mars!

Shock Rover Image - - Bigfoot Living on Mars... 

Bigfoot on Mars, captured by the now disabled Spirit NASA Rover.

Scientific Evidence of Bigfoots on Mars.

The YETI not SETI Institute is a renowned, infamous and self-promoting organization, proudly dedicated to Sasquatch scientific truth and financial reward.

Bigfoot spotted on Mars by Rover! 

We are working with senior janitors deep inside NASA (using bribery or blackmail, we forget which) to investigate rumors that a Sasquatch has been spotted on the planet Mars by the Spirit Rover.
The Spirit Rover mysteriously stopped moving and ceased operations, while Opportunity Rover is still going strong. What happened to the Spirit Rover? Whispers of foul-play permeate the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.

We are convinced that the Spirit Rover was attacked by an evil alien Martian Bigfoot. We have self-convincing evidence that there are Bigfoots on Mars. We will unleash this amazing news upon the world once CNN coughs up the advance payment for exclusive rights they promised us.
An evil alien Martian spider attacked a Bigfoot in Bilbao, Spain in a famous incident several years ago. It could happen again!

In the meantime, to get everyone worked up, please look at this amazing video, showing an actual Martian Bigfoot on Mars.
There are many things the government does not want you to know. This is one of them.
Bigfoot on Mars Video

Coverup Conspiracy: Sasquatch Attacks Documentary!

Cunningly disguised as junk food commercials so as not to panic the public, the Yeti not Seti Institute knows what is really going on. In a woolly mammoth conspiracy of gigantic proportions, the federal government and the American junk-food industry are COVERING-UP a series of amazing Bigfoot encounters by functional idiots.

Watch and LEARN: 
Alleged Messin' With Sasquatch "Commercials" Combined

BigFoot Hormones a Problem in Professional Sports.

The YETI not SETI Institute works with professional sports organizations across the world to help investigate, detect and stop the illegal usage of BigFoot hormones in major sporting events. To be fair, we also accept monetary gifts and fund transfers (no Euros please) to certain large offshore bank accounts to stop such investigations. We're here to help!

These following sports did not pay us enough protection money, er, consulting fees regarding BigFoot hormone investigations, and so we are happy to go public with these scandals.

Professional Sports permeated with illegal doping using BigFoot hormones include:

International Football (Soccer to you Americans):

BigFoot Hormones blamed for France Fiasco in World Cup 

2010 World Cup Players using BIGFOOT HORMONES?

Major League Baseball (Rounders to you Brits):

Texas Baseball Expert Claims Johnny Damon is a BigFoot

Did Manny Ramirez use BigFoot Hormones?

Tour de France:

From the President of the Tour de France