Sunday, July 11, 2010

BigFoot Hormones a Problem in Professional Sports.

The YETI not SETI Institute works with professional sports organizations across the world to help investigate, detect and stop the illegal usage of BigFoot hormones in major sporting events. To be fair, we also accept monetary gifts and fund transfers (no Euros please) to certain large offshore bank accounts to stop such investigations. We're here to help!

These following sports did not pay us enough protection money, er, consulting fees regarding BigFoot hormone investigations, and so we are happy to go public with these scandals.

Professional Sports permeated with illegal doping using BigFoot hormones include:

International Football (Soccer to you Americans):

Major League Baseball (Rounders to you Brits):

From the President of the Tour de France