(Yuba City) Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the The Yeti Not Seti Institute, may attend the prestigious
"Pacific Northwest Conference on Primal People (Sasquatch)".
May 4 to 6, 2012
|Another Bigfoot Conference|
50 Comstock St
Richland, Washington USA
Sasquatch Conference Fees:
Conference Only: $40 per person
Saturday Banquet Only: $35 per person
Entire Weekend: $70 per person
Seniors Entire Conference: $65 per person
Sasquatches: Free Admission
Dr. Blinng, as is appropriate for such a highly respected Bigfoot authority, one who is in the upper pantheon of Bigfoot experts, is awaiting a messenger from the conference, for a formal invitation to be Keynote Speaker. The messenger should be groveling in demeanor, should avert his gaze, and never look directly at Dr. Bling. If this does not happen, Dr. Blinng will eagerly accept a free pass to the Banquet.