Stunning scientific evidence points to the strong possibility that humans and sasquatches interbred and intermingled genetic material in ancient times, possibly as long ago as the last ice age.
Such a murky common ancestry for homo sapiens and gigantopithicus revoltus is not out of the question. It is well documented that human populations in Eurasia interbred with homo neanderthalensis (neanderthals) thousands of years ago, giving mankind such singular traits as ginger hair, enhanced resistance to disgusting toenail diseases, and the ability to laugh at crude juvenile jokes.
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Nature Gone Badly Wrong.
So if your cousin, friend or neighbor reminds you of a big, fat, obnoxious sasquatch, you may have good reason to think they actually carry some bigfoot DNA.