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Bigfoot spotted on Mars by Rover!
We are working with senior janitors deep inside NASA (using bribery or blackmail, we forget which) to investigate rumors that a Sasquatch has been spotted on the planet Mars by the Spirit Rover.
The Spirit Rover mysteriously stopped moving and ceased operations, while Opportunity Rover is still going strong. What happened to the Spirit Rover? Whispers of foul-play permeate the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.
We are convinced that the Spirit Rover was attacked by an evil alien Martian Bigfoot. We have self-convincing evidence that there are Bigfoots on Mars. We will unleash this amazing news upon the world once CNN coughs up the advance payment for exclusive rights they promised us.
An evil alien Martian spider attacked a Bigfoot in Bilbao, Spain in a famous incident several years ago. It could happen again!
In the meantime, to get everyone worked up, please look at this amazing video, showing an actual Martian Bigfoot on Mars. There are many things the government does not want you to know. This is one of them. Bigfoot on Mars Video