Saturday, December 17, 2011
CNN misses Sasquatch Story of the Century!
At the Yeti not Seti Institute, we take the news media's handling of BigFoot news very seriously, as we get the chance to be interviewed and promote our books for personal gain. We are therefore quite disappointed that CNN had a fantastic Sasquatch story right underneath their noses and missed it!
Monday, September 5, 2011
Recent BigFoot Sightings Shock the World!
Summer 2011: Sasquatch Encounters Fast and Furious.
- Colorado: Sasquatch attack Hollywood celebrity in Vail!
- Japan: Kyoto and Tokyo panic at Bigfoot attack!
- Texas: Brazos River Sasquatch sighting disgusts nature lovers!
- Mars: NASA cover-up as Bigfoot spotted on Mars!
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| Bigfoot on Mars. |
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Bigfoot Creature Found on Mars!
Yeti not SETI Institute proven right about Sasquatch once again - - firm proof that Bigfoot lives on Mars!
Shock Rover Image - - Bigfoot Living on Mars...
Shock Rover Image - - Bigfoot Living on Mars...
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| Bigfoot on Mars, captured by the now disabled Spirit NASA Rover. |
Friday, July 1, 2011
Scientific Evidence of Bigfoots on Mars.
The YETI not SETI Institute is a renowned, infamous and self-promoting organization, proudly dedicated to Sasquatch scientific truth and financial reward.
We are working with senior janitors deep inside NASA (using bribery or blackmail, we forget which) to investigate rumors that a Sasquatch has been spotted on the planet Mars by the Spirit Rover.
The Spirit Rover mysteriously stopped moving and ceased operations, while Opportunity Rover is still going strong. What happened to the Spirit Rover? Whispers of foul-play permeate the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.
We are convinced that the Spirit Rover was attacked by an evil alien Martian Bigfoot. We have self-convincing evidence that there are Bigfoots on Mars. We will unleash this amazing news upon the world once CNN coughs up the advance payment for exclusive rights they promised us.
An evil alien Martian spider attacked a Bigfoot in Bilbao, Spain in a famous incident several years ago. It could happen again!
In the meantime, to get everyone worked up, please look at this amazing video, showing an actual Martian Bigfoot on Mars.
There are many things the government does not want you to know. This is one of them.
Bigfoot on Mars Video
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| Bigfoot spotted on Mars by Rover! |
We are working with senior janitors deep inside NASA (using bribery or blackmail, we forget which) to investigate rumors that a Sasquatch has been spotted on the planet Mars by the Spirit Rover.
The Spirit Rover mysteriously stopped moving and ceased operations, while Opportunity Rover is still going strong. What happened to the Spirit Rover? Whispers of foul-play permeate the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.
We are convinced that the Spirit Rover was attacked by an evil alien Martian Bigfoot. We have self-convincing evidence that there are Bigfoots on Mars. We will unleash this amazing news upon the world once CNN coughs up the advance payment for exclusive rights they promised us.
An evil alien Martian spider attacked a Bigfoot in Bilbao, Spain in a famous incident several years ago. It could happen again!
In the meantime, to get everyone worked up, please look at this amazing video, showing an actual Martian Bigfoot on Mars.
There are many things the government does not want you to know. This is one of them.
Bigfoot on Mars Video
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Coverup Conspiracy: Sasquatch Attacks Documentary!
Cunningly disguised as junk food commercials so as not to panic the public, the Yeti not Seti Institute knows what is really going on. In a woolly mammoth conspiracy of gigantic proportions, the federal government and the American junk-food industry are COVERING-UP a series of amazing Bigfoot encounters by functional idiots.
Watch and LEARN:
Alleged Messin' With Sasquatch "Commercials" Combined
Watch and LEARN:
Alleged Messin' With Sasquatch "Commercials" Combined
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