Your Neighbor or local CEO is a BIGFOOT?
The YETI not SETI Institute's work is not only important from a pseudo-scientific perspective, but from a vital national insecurity angle too... anything to make a buck!
Dedicated trackers at the Institute are following the actions and locations of SUSPECTED BIGFOOTS roaming the USA and the world. These dedicated volunteers are keeping known Sasaquatch suspects on their radar screens. We're not saying there is a SECRET SASQUATCH CONSPIRACY, but if saying helps sell our latest books and brings donations then we'll say it!
SUSPECTED SASQUATCH PERSONS OF INTEREST:
STEVE JOBS, CEO of Apple Computer, suspected of possessing BigFoot Liver.
Photo Evidence: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/07/30/jobs-apple-4.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/does-steve-jobs-have-bigfoot-liver.html
STEVE BALLMER, CEO of Microsoft, suspected BigFoot and Googleplex Spy.
Photo Evidence : http://www6.bibl.ulaval.ca:8080/etd2006/pages/papers/Art_Ryhno/pix/Steve_ballmer2.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/ballmer-bigfoot-raids-googleplex.html
Johnny Damon, New York Yankees, suspected BigFoot.
Photo Evidence: http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/johnny-damon.jpg
Eyewitness Evidence: http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/texas-baseball-expert-claims-yankee.html
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