Bigfoot Sightings in the Republic of Panamá.
The Republic of Panamá, located somewhere between Mexico City and Bogota, is known as the "Crossroads of the World", with commerce, people, and animals all taking advantage of the Isthmus between North and South America, and of course the Panama Canal. But nasty creatures have also taken advantage of this natural highway between the Americas, including Sasquatch - - Gigantopithicus Robustus Revoltus.
In a blatant dis-service to the public and in particular to Panemonioans... Ponamemians... er Panamanians, we've extensively researched the existence of Bigfoot in Panama. As only the YETI not SETI Institute can accomplish, these news stories of Bigfoot in Panama have been confirmed and verified by notable experts in pseudo Sasquatchology. Per our common practice, we'll happily take these news items down if the Department of Tourism in Panama pays our ransom, ah, 'consulting fee'.
Bigfoot spotted on the Pacific Coast of Panama.
Recorded Sightings of Bigfoots in Panama:
- Bigfoot sightings in the Punta Pacifica, Punta Paitilla, and the Cinta Costera neighborhoods.
- Sasquatch was spotted roaming the streets of Isla Taboga.
- Jar Jar Bynx Found Dead in Panama. Star Warz Actor Murdered by Panama BigFoot?
- Panama Jungle Bigfoot Spotted in Darién Gap!
- Panama Island Bigfoot Sighting!
- BigFoot Causes Panic in Tropical Paradise!
- Sasquatch is a Panama Party Animal...
- Sasquatch Pandemonium in Panama!
- BigFoot sighting at Avenida Balboa Park Complex in Panama City
Erk Holohead, a member of the Bored of Directors for the YETI not SETI Institute, was puzzled. "I'm puzzled, not puzzling this time! WHY do these ancient hairy beasts traverse Panama? WHY do they not leave DNA samples behind? WHY are there no sickeningly huge scat piles which we'd expect from these cunning creatures? The wiley Sasquatch is clever. Our vital research in Panama will continue as long as cerveza fria, cerviche de corvina, y patacones panameños are readily available to fuel our expeditions!"
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