Friday, October 2, 2015

Sasquatch Sightings in Europe

A rash (mange) of Bigfoot sightings and incidents have been reported in Europe over the past few years. We have no idea why this is happening.

We are attempting to get a team of researchers over to Europe from the USA to investigate this phenomenon in more depth, including ancillary research into the local brews, of which these Sasquatch seem to have an attraction and will engage in theft to obtain them. Alas, we've not attracted enough scientific grant money to fly in the manner for we are accustomed - - in the front section of the airplane with plenty of champagne and filet mignon. But we're working on it!

The reported sightings of Sasquatches in Europe are impressive.... we see a pattern here. The pattern becomes evident after 4 scotch and waters...

Bigfoot Sightings in Europe:

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2015/07/berlin-bigfoot-sightings-brings.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2012/11/bigfoot-sighting-in-germany-hamburg.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2010/11/bigfoot-horror-in-holland-belgians.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2010/12/paris-panics-as-bigfoot-trashes-train.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2011/05/switzerland-in-shock-as-bigfoot-bothers.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2011/05/spanish-sasquatch-sighting.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2010/02/royal-mess-on-train-for-queen-and.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/bilbao-bigfoot-binges-on-modern-art-at.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/10/british-bigfoot-strikes-again.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2013/09/bigfoot-scare-at-little-mermaid-statue.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2013/08/vikings-encountered-bigfoot-in-ancient.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/sasquatch-in-spain.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/bilbao-bigfoot-attacked-by-giant.html

The YETI not SETI Institute will continue to rigorously monitor for any credible Sasquatch sightings emanating from Europe.

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