Monday, December 28, 2020

Bigfoot Research at the YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE

Our Intrepid YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE Members Work Day and Night Researching Sasquatch, Cryptozoology, and Cryptocurrencies. 

The staff of the Institute work day and night investigating reports of Sasquatch sightings across the world. The team will respond in a moment's notice eagerly visiting the exotic and remote locations of recent Bigfoot reports. The Institute does have a strict travel policy in place. Travel is allowed as long as there is indoor plumbing, with close proximity to a 4-Star resort with a fully stocked bar. These conditions are required for the team to conduct serious research into each hairy incident. 
Erk Holohead, one of the Institute's Bored of Directors, is often engaged in intense research of Bigfoot Sightings. Along with the other members, Erk also investigates new and novel ways to solicit badly needed contributions in order to keep the good work of the Institute going - - without incurring the unwanted attention of the SEC or FBI. 

While the Institute hasn't actually yet captured a live Bigfoot, nor retrieved a body, nor acquired a DNA sample, we are laser focused on finding an elusive Bigfoot - dead or alive. Alive is better, as we foresee the potential for millions in royalties once the beast hits the talk-show circuit. 

The YETI NOT SETI Institute has a mission of seeking proof that Sasquatch creatures exist and are living next door to you. Our research and exploration efforts have no limits as long as the Institute is amply funded by not-widows and not-orphans... pesky SEC compliance, darn it! To see the entire gang, er bored of directors, please visit: YETI Not SETI Institute releases doctored photographs of key Bored Board of Director Members.

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